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Colby Wegter

the curse of knowing how to win

10 emails for people whose smart decisions keep building lives they don’t fully want. [binge in minutes]


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Jun 13

the ugly diorama

Among the boxes, bubble wrap, and tape, we had to add tissue paper, modeling clay, and glue to the mix. The last project of my 5-year-old’s school year was a diorama about his favorite animal. An orca. Mostly because he is currently obsessed with Italian brain rot and Orcalero Orcala. Don’t ask. He asked if we could help. Then asked if we could do some of it. We said no. Not because we’re heroic parents with a perfect philosophy taped to the fridge. Because it was his project. We got the...

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Jun 10

you executed your way into exhaustion

Jun 06

my brain left the building

Jun 03

I got wrecked at pickleball

May 30

I broke up with the girl I’d marry

May 27

We move in 30 days. I’ve packed nothing.

May 23

I owe Ethiopian coffee roasters royalties

May 20

Hot dog #2131

May 16

Cookie Monster’s got no ego

May 13

I'm out of protein, Mr. Landlord.

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